The storm is right around the corner
on Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
I’m not talking about the hurricanes, I’m talking about the sex-appeal that has hit the road to the White House. Fortunately for us all, people that look for scandals in all the right places have found one. The scandals started early with the newly announced running mate for John McCain. The main one is, her 17-year-old daughter, Bristol Palin, is preggers.
Mommy Palin, Daddy Palin, and "It's OK, I'm on the pill" Palin
Why not? I mean, would you pull out? Pervert. Here’s an image of mommy, daddy, and, um, daughter. Now I can picture all sorts of things said between the Bristol and Levi Johnston (the dad to be - myspace page here), and, like from time to time, here are the top ten things that can be imaged about what could have been possibly said between parties…that’s if he’s even the father.
10 Things Bristol Palin could have said before becoming pregnant.
10. “That feels sooo good. I don’t think we need the condom.”
9. “It’s OK, I’m on the pill.”
8. “Oh, don’t stop! Oh, yeah! Shit, Willow go back to your room! Damn, it’s like she’s seeking the child of prophecy that will ruin the Queen.”
7. “If anyone found out, they’d kill us! We’d have to get married or something.”
6. “No! Don’t get soft, I wont talk about us getting married - again.”
5. “…it’s cool, mom wont be back for another week.”
4. “No…you’re the first. Those were all rumors.”
3. “I wish this could last forever. Get off of me, dad just got home.”
2. “Do you think I’m fat? I gained some weight after the pill.”
1. “Mommy says this tummy will go away when I loose my baby fat.”
