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Posted by Keen on Thursday, July 17th, 2008
This joke would have been funny if I said it!

This joke would have been funny if I said it!

A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says “I’m sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we’re going to have to let some luggage go.”  The plane continues to decrease speed.

Again the pilot states over the intercom, “I hate to have to do this, but now we’re going to have to start releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter ‘A!’…AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?!  No one answers.

“B!!!  BLACK PEOPLE, ANY BLACK PEOPLE?”  Silence.

“C!!! COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE?”  Again, silence.

A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says, “But mom, aren’t we African-American?  Aren’t we black?  Aren’t we colored?”  The mother turns to her son and says “Yes son, but today, we NIGGAS!!! Mexicans go first!”

The black boy turns to the Mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs!  The Mexican kid laughs back and says, “I’m a WETBACK!”

Blame it on Fastway

Posted by Keen on Thursday, February 28th, 2008

I was 15 years old when I heard my first Heavy Metal guitar riff. It’s funny because I can’t remember anything about my life before that. The only thing I do remember is that I had just gotten home from school. The school day had been an excruciatingly tedious ordeal and the long mile and a half walk home in the South Texas heat was the icing on the cake. I was sweaty and dirty. My skin had tanned to a nice dark purple. And I was just a few drops of sweat short of catastrophic dehydration. Read more.